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SENT Posted VVN on IN November NP 16 CD , , 2005 CD Perma NN Link NN Comments NP 2 CD Which WDT fried JJ foods NNS do VVP you PP prefer VVP . SENT Fried NP Green NP Tomatoes NNS . SENT or CC Fried NP Dill NP Pickles NP . SENT . SENT By IN the DT way NN , , see VVP the DT leafy JJ greens NNS and CC tomatoes NNS . SENT Most JJS vegetables NNS we PP saw VVD on IN our PP$ Southern JJ trip NN . SENT Posted VVN on IN November NP 16 CD , , 2005 CD Perma NN Link VVP Comments NNS 1 CD Lessons NNS learned VVN from IN Southern NP Documentary NN Trip NP 1 CD Atlanta NP , , Georgia NP is VBZ like IN New NP York NP City NP . SENT Hardly RB anyone NN who WP lives VVZ there EX is VBZ actually RB from IN there RB and CC most RBS everyone NN is VBZ politically RB liberal JJ . SENT 2 CD Birmingham NP , , Alabama's NP south JJ side NN is VBZ where WRB it's NNS at IN and CC in IN particular JJ , , the DT Garage NN Cafe NN is VBZ a DT great JJ bar NN . SENT 3 CD Sports NPS , , especially RB football NN is VBZ huge JJ down RB there RB . SENT 4 CD Jackson NP , , Mississippi NP is VBZ strange JJ and CC strangely RB sweet JJ . SENT . SENT . SENT especially RB the DT Queen NP of IN Hearts NNS Blues NP Bar NP that's NN been VBN there RB since IN Shellie NP B NP . SENT started VVD it PP up RP in IN the DT 60 CD s PP . SENT 5 CD Men NNS will MD be VB friendly JJ to TO two CD women NNS much RB more RBR than IN women NNS will MD . SENT 6 CD It's NP easier JJR to TO say VV not RB so RB nice JJ things NNS when WRB said VVD in IN a DT sweet JJ , , sing VV songy JJ Southern JJ voice NN and CC preceded VVN by IN Insert NN name NN of IN person NN you're NN about RB to TO criticize VV , , bless VV her PP$ heart NN . SENT . SENT . SENT insert NN insult NN . SENT I PP actually RB quite RB like IN it PP . 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SENT Thanks NNS to TO Krishna NP for IN for IN being VBG brave JJ enough RB to TO send VV this DT to TO the DT highly RB selective JJ , , extremely RB discerning JJ editorial NN desk NN . SENT Posted VVN on IN November NP 10 CD , , 2005 CD Perma NN Link NN Comments NP 1 CD A DT little RB misbehaving VVG One CD morning NN I PP thought VVD I PP was VBD clever JJ and CC funny JJ by IN arranging VVG our PP$ innocuous JJ little JJ figures NNS into IN one CD on IN one CD 69 CD positions NNS . SENT As IN the DT 5 CD year NN old JJ I'd NP become VVP , , I PP hooted VVD and CC hollered VVD to TO Jonah NP about IN my PP$ hilaaarious JJ creations NNS . SENT When WRB I PP returned VVD from IN a DT run NN a DT little JJ while NN later RBR , , Jonah NP looked VVD at IN me PP gravely RB and CC said VVD , , I PP had VHD to TO take VV apart RP the DT little JJ figures NNS . 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SENT Women NNS were VBD once RB again RB imitating VVG men NNS and CC acting VVG all DT independent JJ . SENT smoking NN , , drinking NN , , wanting VVG to TO earn VV money NN and CC thinking VVG they PP had VHD the DT right NN to TO be VB sexual JJ , , this DT time NN protected VVN by IN the DT pill NN . SENT I PP didn't VVD fit VV in IN with IN the DT brazen JJ new JJ world NN of IN hard JJ charging VVG feminists NNS . SENT I PP was VBD more RBR of IN a DT fun NN loving JJ if IN chaste JJ type NN who WP would MD decades NNS later RBR come VV to TO life NN in IN Sarah NP Jessica NP Parker's NP Carrie NP Bradshaw NP . SENT I PP hated VVD the DT grubby JJ , , unisex JJ jeans NNS and CC no DT makeup NN look NN and CC drugs NNS that WDT zoned VVD you PP out RP , , and CC I PP couldn't NN understand VVP the DT appeal NN of IN dances NNS that IN didn't NN involve VVP touching VVG your PP$ partner NN . 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