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SENT This DT is VBZ the DT day NN where WRB everyone NN pretends VVZ to TO be VB interested VVN in IN helping VVG the DT environment NN and CC join VV hands NNS and CC sing VV around RP the DT campfires NNS while IN eating VVG veggie NN burgers NNS off RB of IN recycled JJ plates NNS . SENT The DT droves NNS of IN hippies NNS gather VVP together RB in IN the DT parks NNS and CC fields NNS of IN America NP and CC smoke VV up RP to TO be VB one CD with IN nature NN . SENT And CC the DT graffiti NNS artists NNS who WP tag VV up RP walls NNS on IN the DT weekends NNS are VBP now RB spray NN painting NN murals NNS about IN peace NN on IN earth NN and CC saving VVG the DT planet NN . SENT The DT media NN does VVZ its PP$ part NN too RB . SENT Every DT TV NN station NN mentions VVZ the DT Earth NP Day NP festivities NNS and CC what WP you PP can MD do VV to TO help VV the DT planet NN . SENT Recycle VV . SENT Reuse NN . SENT Rerecycle NP . SENT All DT of IN it PP makes VVZ me PP sick JJ to TO my PP$ stomach NN . SENT A DT nauseating VVG display NN of IN high JJ hopes NNS and CC impossible JJ dreams NNS . SENT This DT Earth NP Day NP was VBD no DT exception NN and CC all DT of IN the DT hippies NNS were VBD out RP in IN force NN . SENT The DT trains NNS and CC buses NNS were VBD packed VVN with IN smelly JJ hippies NNS partly RB due JJ to TO the DT fact NN that IN they PP were VBD free JJ because IN of IN Earth NP Day NP and CC the DT air NN reeked VVN of IN body NN odor NN and CC pachouli NNS . SENT Where WRB were VBD they PP all RB going VVG . SENT Well RB , , it PP seems VVZ that IN somewhere RB in IN Massachusetts NP there EX is VBZ a DT nuclear JJ power NN plant NN and CC it PP dawned VVD upon IN the DT hippies NNS of IN MA NN to TO protest VV it PP on IN Earth NP Day NP can MD you PP feel VV the DT plot NN bubbling VVG yet RB . SENT . SENT Anyway RB , , the DT hippies NNS all RB grouped VVN together RB miles NNS outside IN the DT plant NN for IN a DT hippie NN jamboree NN yesterday NN morning NN . SENT They PP were VBD all DT dancing NN and CC singing NN and CC holding NN hands NNS . SENT You PP would MD have VH sworn VVN it PP was VBD another DT fucking VVG Woodstock NP . SENT Then RB , , after IN hours NNS of IN this DT hippie NN bullshit NN , , they PP all RB marched VVD down RP to TO the DT plant NN carrying VVG signs NNS that WDT read VVP , , No DT Nukes NNS webmaster NN note NN . SENT what WP does VVZ a DT nuclear JJ power NN plant NN have VHP to TO do VV with IN nuclear JJ bombs NNS . SENT . SENT . SENT When WRB they PP finally RB reached VVD the DT plant NN , , their PP$ plan NN was VBD to TO climb VV the DT fence NN and CC protest NN on IN the DT inside NN of IN the DT plant NN . SENT Well RB , , the DT good JJ old JJ Mass NP . SENT State NP Police NP weren't NN going VVG to TO let VV this DT happen VV . SENT Inside IN the DT gates NNS of IN the DT plant NN were VBD 100 CD s NN of IN cops VVZ just RB waiting VVG to TO kick VV some DT hippie NN ass NN . SENT But CC , , did VVD this DT stop NN the DT dumb JJ , , stinking JJ hippies NNS . SENT No DT sir NN . SENT They PP just RB threw VVD up RP their PP$ ladders NNS and CC hopped VVD on IN over IN the DT fence NN . SENT Once RB inside RB , , they PP planted VVD flowers NNS and CC held VVN hands NNS , , singing VVG hippie NN songs NNS , , before IN the DT cops VVZ dragged VVN them PP to TO jail NN kicking VVG and CC screaming VVG . SENT How WRB honorable JJ . SENT So RB , , being VBG the DT environmentally RB conscious JJ person NN that IN I PP am VBP , , I PP decided VVD to TO partake VV in IN some DT Earth NP Day NP celebrations NNS of IN my PP$ own JJ . SENT First RB off RB , , I PP bought VVD an DT aerosol NN can MD of IN CFCs NNS and CC sprayed VVD it PP straight JJ into IN the DT sky NN . 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SENT But CC , , the DT crowning VVG achievement NN of IN the DT day NN was VBD when WRB I PP confronted VVN a DT hippie NN and CC said VVD , , This DT is VBZ what WP I PP think VVP about IN Earth NP Day NP , , as IN I PP spat VVD upon IN the DT ground NN . SENT I PP then RB bit NN the DT head NN off RP of IN a DT dove VVD and CC walked VVD away RB . SENT Fuck VV Earth NP Day NP . SENT When WRB the DT polar JJ ice NN caps NNS melt VV and CC the DT flood NN come VVN to TO wash VV away RP the DT scum NN of IN the DT earth NN , , I PP will MD be VB strapped VVN to TO the DT mast NN of IN my PP$ dragon NN ship NN so IN that WDT I PP too RB don't JJ fall NN victim NN to TO the DT Siren's NP song NN . SENT But CC my PP$ prayers NNS for IN war NN and CC pestilence NN went VVD unanswered JJ and CC the DT hippies NNS continued VVD their PP$ futile JJ worship NN of IN Mother NP Earth NP . SENT And CC at IN the DT end NN of IN the DT day NN , , I PP took VVD a DT walk NN through IN the DT very RB same JJ parks NNS and CC fields NNS that IN these DT jobless JJ hippies NNS were VBD celebrating VVG in IN . SENT The DT Boston NP Common NP was VBD littered VVN with IN Earth NP Day NP flyers NNS and CC pamphlets NNS . SENT The DT ground NN was VBD covered VVN with IN cups NNS and CC plates NNS strewn VVN about RB . SENT Cigarette NN butts NNS and CC the DT occasional JJ roach NN could MD be VB found VVN beneath IN the DT smashed VVN soda NN and CC beer NN cans NNS . SENT The DT earth NN which WDT they PP held VVD so RB precious JJ was VBD trampled VVN and CC raped VVN , , and CC all DT in IN the DT name NN of IN the DT environment NN . SENT It PP brought VVD a DT smile NN to TO my PP$ face NN . 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